Our 21st Show: We went legal

Our 21st Show: We went legal

Guys it happened–our show is all growed up now! And we had so much fun with these talented performers!!! Check More »

Emma Willmann: One Night stand of Sex Toys

Emma Willmann: One Night stand of Sex Toys

She performed for us once and we begged her come back! And oh she came… More »

Kevin Iso’s 3 Strikes for Dating

Kevin Iso’s 3 Strikes for Dating

One year later… Remember the time when you met a girl at Olive Tree and then you planned one year More »

Sydnee Washington’s Millionaire Dating Flashback

Sydnee Washington’s Millionaire Dating Flashback

When you are as drop dead gorgeous as Sydnee it shouldn’t be surprising that everyone including millionaires want to scoop More »

Gaby Moss Finds True Love in Recovery

Gaby Moss Finds True Love in Recovery

You know how it is. You meet the person of your dreams, they used to be a drug addict, you More »

Alex English Had THE Craziest Dating App Rendezvous

Alex English Had THE Craziest Dating App Rendezvous

We love Alex, so we feel for him on this dating app mishap that is one step away from ending More »

Robyn Schall Goes on the EPIC Road Trip

Robyn Schall Goes on the EPIC Road Trip

This date has everything we want from a road trip date: Jewish speed dating… Fetishes…Liquor…Karaoke…Nudity… and that’s just the beginning More »

Jason Saenz Just Couldn’t Hold it Inside…

Jason Saenz Just Couldn’t Hold it Inside…

Sometimes you’re on a date and someone’s had surgery, someone’s getting naked and someone just can’t hold it in. That’s More »

Marie Faustin’s Date “Forgets” his wallet…

Marie Faustin’s Date “Forgets” his wallet…

You might know her at @MsReeezy we know her as a BDGS favorite! Here’s Marie sharing the date that started More »

Will Miles’ trek of death to Kelis Doppelganger —

Will Miles’ trek of death to Kelis Doppelganger —

First video from our last show! Here is the hilarious Will Miles: More »

BDGS Rides Again!

BDGS Rides Again!

Our March show featured this epic performers.  Check out our Facebook page for event photos and stay tuned for videos! More »

Bad Date Great Story writes for Bustle.com!

Bad Date Great Story writes for Bustle.com!

Check out Emi and Jessie’s latest article where they give you a How-To Guide for optimizing a bad date… Read More »

Ayanna Dookie Travels for some Palm Sunday Lovin’!

Ayanna Dookie Travels for some Palm Sunday Lovin’!

Oh we were so lucky to have THE Ayanna Dookie up on our stage.  In a story that will live More »

April Salazar’s date gains national appeal!

April Salazar’s date gains national appeal!

We adore April. In this video she had us hooked and reminded us all why bad dates are storytelling gold… More »

BDGS Jan show heats up NYC !

BDGS Jan show heats up NYC !

It was a freezing NYC Tuesday night, but hot inside!  Check out photos! More »

Erica Jong “liked” our tweet. We can die now.

Erica Jong “liked” our tweet. We can die now.

That is all people.  That is all. More »

Yep!  Sometimes we’re the bad date

Yep! Sometimes we’re the bad date

We love these hysterical performers! Check out this short clip of Emma Willmann, Kyle Ayers, Kevin Allison and Sydnee Washington More »

Sydnee Washington: Model stalking & the Ultimate Bad 1st Date

Sydnee Washington: Model stalking & the Ultimate Bad 1st Date

Sydnee Washington @justsynnyc and her story “From Lust to Dust” More »

Our Sunday Night show was Amazing!

Our Sunday Night show was Amazing!

Best show this universe has ever been blessed with. -Anonymous Photos!   More »

Bad Date Great Story: Who are we?

Bad Date Great Story: Who are we?

Catch a mini run-down in this clip!   More »

Category Archives: Advice, Etc.

Top 5 Terrible Date Ideas

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Note: Some of these led to really awesome evenings/relationships/stories

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Dear Mr. President, Let Me Tell You About My Bad Dates…

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December 31, 2012

The Honorable Barack Obama and Mrs. Obama
The White House
Greetings Office Room 39
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20500

Dear Mr. President and Mrs. Obama:

I recently learned that when a couple gets engaged they can send you an invitation to their wedding and you will reply with a letter of congratulations. I think this is a wonderful tradition and I am sure many couples keep their letters forever as a keepsake. It must be thrilling to receive mail from The White House!

My name is Meredith and I am 27 years old, live in Maine, and have voted for you twice. I am currently single but feel that my singledom is something which should be celebrated. Why? Well, there is a long list of men I could have married and the fact that I did not do so is something wonderful.

To give you a little glimpse of those people I could have walked down the aisle towards, here is a small list:

  • My first boyfriend who told me he loved me on date number three. I was a hostess at a restaurant at the time and after a few months of dating, he came in with a group of friends. When I sat them at a table he said to me, “This isn’t going to work.” I asked where he’d like to sit instead. His reply? “No, you and me. That’s what isn’t gonna work.” Yes, I got dumped in public with a group of his friends watching in the middle of my shift during the dinner rush.
  • A man who thought monogamy was me not finding out about all the other women. Unfortunately, I did. Mostly because I worked with one of them.
  • A man who told me he worked in the Professional Golf industry. Come to find out he worked in the golf section of Dick’s Sporting Goods. (Don’t worry, I told him I worked as a bikini model…A.K.A. I have been to a beach).
  • A man who told me, within minutes of us meeting, that he didn’t know what to call me since he had never known a Meredith before. He decided to call me Mermaid. I kid you not.
  • A gay dentist. There is nothing wrong with being gay and I voted for gay people to be able to marry, but I meant each other, not me.
  • A man who, after nearly a year of dating, could not stay monogamous on a seven-day cruise.
  • The worst kisser in the whole wide world. Really, he was. I felt assaulted and he used my favorite thing—kissing—as his weapon of choice.
  • A man who, when I asked him what his guilty pleasure was, replied: “Married chicks.”

Someday I hope to send you an invitation to my wedding, but until then, I think I deserve a letter of congratulations for not having married any of those guys right there. I may not have met Mr. Right yet, but at least I haven’t married Mr. Wrong.

Most respectfully,

Meredith

Like this story from Meredith? Read more from her at her blog.

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Valuable Advice from an On-Line Dater

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In just the past one hundred years technology has made amazing advancements. Within that short period of time we’ve seen inventions like video games, microwaves, computers, digital music, smart phones, digital cameras, tablets, mp3 players, and the internet. With these technological advancements comes something very powerful: knowledge. As cheesy as it might sound, knowledge really is power.

I am an advocate for online dating; I think it’s a great way to meet people that you would otherwise never know. I’ve spoken about some of the positive aspects of online dating, how to pick the right site for you, how to make an awesome profile, how to pick the best pictures, and which sites you should probably avoid, but I have failed to mention the dangers of online dating and how to protect yourself. I know I promised you guys some pictures of messages I’ve gotten that are complete fails, but I recently had an awful experience that stemmed from meeting someone online. That story, as well as how to protect yourself needs to be shared.

About a week before Thanksgiving I met this wonderful guy (let’s call him D) on OkCupid. He and I immediately hit it off. We would text throughout the day and speak for hours on the phone each night. I learned a lot about him and thought he was a good guy; he is a Marine veteran, a chef at a fantastic restaurant, is very intelligent, loves to read, and could not be sweeter. After about a week of talking, we went out for dinner and I couldn’t have asked for a better date. A few days later D accompanied me to a bonfire at Lala’s house. Again, we had a great time, and all my friends loved him and as we were leaving told me that “he’s a keeper”. I thought my luck was finally changing. Another week went by, and normally around this time (or even sooner) guys that I go out with would usually disappear, but not D; he wanted to go out again, and of course I said “yes”.

I’m used to my experiences with men being epic fails. Everyone always lies and has hidden secrets, for example I went out with a guy who said he was divorced, but thanks to the internet (yay technology!)I found out that wasn’t true. Due to my past, I started thinking that D was too good to be true, so I Googled him. My search didn’t come up with anything, which is very unusual. Typically when you search someone’s name or screen name you’ll find some sort of social networking profile, maybe a blog, or a message board they post to. Something in my gut told me to dig deeper, so I did. I went to the Clerk of Court website for the county he lives in and searched his name; I found out that he goes by his middle name, is in fact divorced, doesn’t have any traffic infractions in that county, and that he is a registered sex offender. That’s right – a registered sex offender.

I was absolutely in shock. I couldn’t believe what I was reading. D solicited sex online from an undercover cop posing as a minor female. I went from being shocked, to disappointed, upset, angry, sad, and finally ended on hurt. I didn’t know what emotions to feel, and I didn’t know how to approach this, because I’d never been in the situation before. Ultimately, I sent D a text saying “I need to talk to you about something”. I’m not sure that I could have handled the situation in person or on the phone; I’m not great with confrontation and this was something that just couldn’t wait. D was immediately defensive and angry, which let me know that he was guilty, an innocent person wouldn’t act like that. He had the nerve to tell me that he could no longer trust me! He can’t trust me?! Um, excuse me mister, I’m not the one that failed to mention being on the list of registered sex offenders!

Needless to say, I am angry and no longer seeing D. I’m not even sure who to be angry with; I’m angry at D for withholding that information, I’m angry with the universe for every awful man it’s thrown my way, and I’m angry with myself for not knowing sooner. I know that eventually I’ll get over it, but this is going to be one tough hurdle.

Now that you know what made me feel the need to write this blog, I’ve got some online dating safety tips for you.

– Always trust your instinct. If someone you’re talking to gives you the creeps, don’t go out with them. Even if you can’t place your finger on it, there’s a reason you’re getting that feeling.

– Tell someone where you’re going. When I go on a date, even if I met the guy offline I tell someone who I’m with and where we are going. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

– Meet in a public place. Don’t go to someone’s house for a first date, because a) that’s just being stupid and b) it sends the message “Hey, I’m easy. Let’s do this”.

– Don’t give out your personal information. I don’t tell guys my last name until I’m comfortable with them and know they’re not a creeper. If we’ve sent several messages back and forth and I feel like it’s right, I will give them my number; you can easily block a phone number if things go wrong, but you can’t take back any information you’ve given.

– Don’t let your date pick you up at home. I like to meet my dates at our destination, that way if things don’t go well or I feel unsafe I have my own ride home.

– Carry pepper spray, mace, or a rape whistle on your keychain, and always pull your keys out before you reach your car. You’re not going to have time to dig your keys out of your purse in a situation that warrants the use of your pepper spray, mace, or rape whistle. You might think I’m going overboard with this suggestion, but there’s been one situation where I wished I had one of those things and didn’t.

My goal is not to scare anyone away from online dating, because I still think it’s a great tool. Just be safe, trust your instincts, and don’t do anything stupid.

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Time for the Bad Date Great Story November 30th show!!!

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You can wear whatever you want, we don’t judge!  The next Bad Date Great Story show is coming to you on November 30th and this is going to be a show to remember!  We’re going to be posting the line up next week – it is one we are EXTREMELY proud of.

So go carb up on Thanksgiving and report back to Solas (232 East 9th St)  ready to laugh and sigh your tushes off on Friday November 30th 7PM.   We’ll see you there!

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5 Terrible Pick Up Lines, Courtesy of a Yoga Retreat

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Presented in chronological order. Same man. Same meal. Same desire to vomit all over his quinoa and kale salad.

1. The Introduction

“What’s your name?”
“Jessie”
“Oh, I like that. It’s very Western.”
“Oh, yeah, I get it. Like Jesse James” (Because THAT I’ve never heard before. I mean, really.) ”
I bet you like to ride”
Ew.

2. The Background

“How long are you here for?”
‘The weekend.”
“Oh, that’s a shame. I’m here for like three weeks.”
“Wow. That’s quite a luxury.”
“Well, let me explain. I’m like a trust fund baby.”
“Aren’t you, like, 40?”
“42.”

3. The Sly Request for a Late Night Encounter

“Where are you staying while you’re here? What floor are you on?”
“I have no idea.”

4. Flattery will Usually get You Somewhere, but Here it Gets You Nowhere

“Do you know who you look like?”
“My dad?”
“No, a celebrity.”
“Topanga, from Boy Meets World?”
“No, no, I got it. The chick from The Notebook.”
“Rachel McAdams????”
“Yeah”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

Seriously folks, let’s be real here. Here is me:

 

 

 

 

And here is Rachel McAdams:

Flattered–Yes. But bullshit is bullshit.

5. Do We Have The Same Future Goals

“Do you have kids?” I asked him.
“No, my ex-wife is a total bitch.”
“Do you want kids?”
“Yes.”
“Do you?”
“No.” (Because obviously I was going to say the exact opposite of whatever he said)
“Oh, well then I don’t want them either.”


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Lessons learned from the desk of Liz B… during our Back-to-School show

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Our Back to School show hits downtown NYC with Kick Ass Raves!

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This photo does not do justice to the amazing performances last night!  That’s why we’re going to have videos and crisp pics coming up this week, to praise our storytellers and show everyone who missed out what happened at the “Back-to-School” Bad Date Great Story show…

 

 

 

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The Bad Date Great Story Back to School Show is coming at you tonight- 7pm Solas NYC!

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The day has come people!

First 50 guests get an awesome throwback accessory!

 

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